This morning, Joe Biden said something stupid. (Surprise.) He claimed, perhaps jokingly, on a morning radio talk show with a predominantly black audience, “If you have a problem figuring out whether you’re for me or Trump, then you ain’t black.” And then, he apologized for it because it wasn’t funny, it wasn’t accurate, and what-the-hell-are-you-doing-Joe?
If you’re a Republican, that’s fodder for days’ worth of news segments. It doesn’t matter that Trump says far stupider things every day. It doesn’t matter that Trump says far more racist things every day. It doesn’t matter that Trump surrounds himself with and praises white nationalists. Who cares?!
A Democratic slip-up will always get more coverage than a Republican fuck-up.
All you have to do is shut up and let the Biden clip speak for itself.
Enter Christian author Eric Metaxas, a recently named “fellow” at Liberty University’s hilariously named Falkirk Center, who had perhaps the worst response you could imagine:
BREAKING: Just now Joe Biden tried & failed to walk back his “You ain’t black comment” by saying “Sho nuff you is fo shizzle ain’t black! Cuz Massa Trump be fixin to put all y’alls behinds back in chains! You done got yo sefs no choice in dis hyah. And that’s a FO sho fo sho!”
This is why there’s no conservative version of The Daily Show. Conservatives aren’t funny or clever. Their response to a racist comment is to be waaaaaay more racist. Unlike Biden, Metaxas hasn’t apologized. That tweet is still up. He’s just retweeting supportive comments now.
So, this actually completely undermines whatever point you thought you were making, and instead just shows you mocking African American Vernacular English, which is worse than the point you initially thought you were making.
When you accepted Trump as your lord and savior, did it come with a complimentary white hood? This is disgusting, no matter what point you were trying to make. You grieve God with this nonsense, but then, God was only a money-making tool for you, right?
— Susan Insufficiently Partisan Bagwell (@SweetieWalker) May 23, 2020
All of this comes just days after Metaxas claimed the only reason people were anti-racist was because of the Bible.
It took more than a week for Liberty University’s Jerry Falwell, Jr. to admit he’s an idiot. And even then it’s a half-hearted acknowledgment.
On May 27, Falwell tweeted this remarkably tone-deaf “joke” in an effort to mock a mandate by the governor of Virginia that people must wear masks in public spaces:
I was adamantly opposed to the mandate from @GovernorVA requiring citizens to wear face masks until I decided to design my own. If I am ordered to wear a mask, I will reluctantly comply, but only if this picture of Governor Blackface himself is on it!
Just hilarious…
Falwell was bringing up the governor’s blackface scandal out of nowhere — by using an image of a man in blackface and another wearing KKK garb — in order to own the libs.
It took all of that — and who knows how much additional pressure in private — for Falwell to issue a pathetic nonpology today.
It took all of that — and who knows how much additional pressure in private — for Falwell to issue a pathetic nonpology today.
After listening to African American LU leaders and alumni over the past week and hearing their concerns, I understand that by tweeting an image to remind all of the governor’s racist past… I actually refreshed the trauma that image had caused and offended some by using the image to make a political point. Based on our long relationships, they uniformly understood this was not my intent, but because it was the result… I have deleted the tweet and apologize for any hurt my effort caused, especially within the African American community.
Oh boy… Here are the problems with that pathetic statement:
He’s still trying to explain his “joke.”
The only person he labels as “racist” is the governor, not himself.
He claims he only offended “some” people.
He suggests those critics from Liberty “uniformly” knew he wasn’t actually promoting racism… which would be more believable if they said that themselves, which they haven’t yet.
He deleted the old tweet, which is a convenient way to try to scrub it from the internet. Thank goodness people took screenshots. (That said, deleting it was one of the requests made by those Black alums.)
He apologizes “for any hurt my effort caused,” but doesn’t say he was wrong to begin with.
In other words, he’s sorry for the backlash, but not the principle of what he did. He’s sorry you don’t find him as funny as he finds himself.
He’s not resigning, of course. He sure as hell didn’t say that anything would change moving forward.
Bottom line is that Liberty is still a school run by a racist. Not just a racist, but a racist who didn’t even see a problem with tweeting out a racist picture, and who then blamed the world for calling him out on his racism.
Every student who goes there will be judged by Falwell’s actions, fairly or not, but his constant awfulness should at least make them ashamed of their degrees. If they’re not ashamed, then they’re just as morally bankrupt as he is.
To the haters, the takers, the liars, all the vultures and the bottom feeding scum The FCC, the FBI and every tin god with a badge and a gun You talk and talk, you preach and bitch but your words don’t mean a thing You get what you give, you give what you get Just the way it’s always been
I choose death before dishonor I’d rather die than live down on my knees Bury me like a soldier, with my dignity!
This is why Trump, his Kristo Kracker Krazies and Trumpturds FEAR Anti-Fascists.
You imitate the ostracized, put your head beneath the sand Your cup it runneth over, must be rough to live so grand You reap what you sew, you pay what you owe unless you bathe yourself in greed You rob and you take, your world is fake There’s no honor amongst the thieves
I choose death before dishonor I’d rather die than live down on my knees Bury me like a soldier, with my dignity!
Fuck! You’re self righteous, self pretentious Your ways are not for me You’re deluded, so confused Your world I dominate
I choose death before dishonor I’d rather die than live down on my knees Bury me like a soldier…
Since a real President, Barack Obama was elected? Trumpturds and Taliban Kristo Kracker Krazies have been promoting either a Civil War or a race war called a Boogaloo. Time for them to put up or shut the fuck up
Don’t you all get sick and tired of these troglodyte Trumpturds and Taliban Kristo Kracker Krazies spewing from their well used outhouse pieholes how they want to start a race war and take over the country and install their Fascist Kristo Kracker Krazie Turd Reich upon us all. For almost 12 years straight? We have heard these generational inbred, farm animal fucking, twisted pieces of shit, who think they are supreme to all the rest of us, spew how they are going to rise up and take over. Their Civil War for Traitor Trump, or their Boogaloo for their White KKKunts.
They parade around our streets dressed up in their finest garb for war, but put most of these Gi Joe wanna be punks on a real battlefield? With real bullets and bombs taking them out? They would piss and shit their diapers and run like the little bitches they actually are.
Sure, these punks, these mental midget morons are “brave”. When they attack a single person, in a group? The sure are brave huh? Or when they hide in the shadows and shoot some unarmed person. Or run over a group of them in a crowd. Yeah, they sure are real “tough guys”, terrorizing basically defenseless people. But again? Let the odds be even and these pussies for Trump? With people blowing the heads off of the punks next to them? Or seeing their fucking retarded friends running screaming in flames as napalm or other similar weapons take out whole groups of them? Trust me, these punks will be the real snowflakes they are and surrender.
That is what my father always taught me. Stand up to bullies like these Trumpturds and Kristo Kracker Krazies. They are basically punks, scared of their own shadows, and to try to make up for their being real pussies? They do all they can to act tough. But you stand up to a bully and kick his ass? They learn not to fuck with you. And so? I started to kick bullies asses who picked on me, on my loved ones and my friends. I knocked the teeth out of one bully for biting my sister and friends. I buried a fucking fork in the forearm of one bully trying to steal my lunch. I beat one bully so fucking bad at the boarding school I went to for trying to steal my money he actually left the school and had to have around $30,000 worth of surgery to repair the damage I did to his punk bully face. I beat the hell out of a misogynist pig punk who thought it was his right to beat the shit out of a woman in the middle of the street. This is what you do to bully punks like these Trumpturds and Kristo Kracker Krazies pushing this Civil War and Boogaloo shit. You give them right back what they put forth and then? You watch these pussies, these punk bullies fold like the bitches they are. And? They hate it when you throw their hate, their bigotry, their insanity right back into their faces either.
Yeah, they do truly think they are tough. And yeah, some of these twisted Trumpturds are psychotically dangerous. But a full frontal lobotomy from a 50 cal Desert Eagle will take care of the problem. Or a whole group of these scumbags being doused with napalm and lit up like one of their racist crosses they light up as they have a fucking circle jerk dancing around their cross in their pointy hats and white dresses to swallow each others jizz as they jerk off for their heroes Hitler and Trump.
These assholes parade on our streets, dressed in their finest battle gear, flak jackets, helmets, and of course? Their small dick replacements. Thinking they are absolutely bad ass. Here is the funny thing though. In a real war? We give no fucking mercy. So you wear a bullet proof jacket? So what. Your legs and micro balls are exposed and we will not be wasting bullets on shooting center mass or head shots. No bitches, we will take your legs out first and then finish you punks off with full frontal lobotomies and I know a few people who will love using their Nazi head busting Louisville’s to bust your heads open.
I mean come on, look at what we will be fighting. Punks, who think because they play Call of Duty video games that makes them tough. Or because they hang out with their generational inbred butt buddies for a weekend shooting off their big, bad guns at their “KristoTaliban Traitor Training Camps”, that also makes them bad asses. But again? There is one huge difference between being at a gun gallery shooting off your gun and being on a real battlefield with people shooting back at you.
Most of these fuckers think the are part of the Master Race? Really? What master race is that? Generational inbreds? Daughter fucking? Flying flags of loser armies? Well they are masters at circle jerks that is for sure. Most of these punks dropped out of second grade home schooling cause they knocked up their teachers, or got knocked up by their teachers and daddy had to marry them off to their mommies, or uncles had to marry them off to their daddies, in shotgun weddings. Can’t you hear their theme song of Dueling Banjos playing now? This has to be a fucking family portrait of inbreds, really. I mean they sure do fit the neanderthal troglodyte stage of evolution. Well they never evolved in the first place, they just crawled out of the assholes of the amoebas, eating the shit from other ameobas asses in their well used outhouses they live in and call home.
Yeah basically? This is the bulk, and I do mean BULK of Traitor Trump’s army. For real. Most of these Trumpturds could not follow Commander Bone Spurs up Pork Chop Hill on the 9th green of Mar-A-Largo golf course. Most of these fucks could not walk a half a block in full battle gear without crying for their mommies to change their diapers.
Again? These fucking morons? NEVER read their hero Hitler’s ideology on what the Master Race and Aryan Nation was.
Adolf Hitler thought that people of Northern European descent were a superior race to all others known as the Aryan Race. Throughout World War 2 his goal was for that perfect race known as the “Übermensch” which translates as “Super Man”. Their goal was to wipe out those of not pure Aryan descent or the “Untermensch” which translates as “Sub-Human”. Because Hitler believed people such as Jews to be impure, he killed many of them in his quest for utopia. He also believed that the reason that the Germans lost World War I was that the German race had been weakened due to the inter-marriage of Übermensch and Untermensch.
The idea of the “Master Race” came from a 19th century theory which claimed that there was a hierarchy of races. The bottom of that hierarchy included dark-skinned people and Jews. In the middle were the Spanish, French, Portuguese, and Italians who were considered semi-tainted by mixing with the Untermensch. The top of the hierarchy were Germans, Swedes, Icelanders, Norwegians, Danes, English, and Dutch who were considered the Aryans. From a leaflet ‘The Nazi Race’ in 1929 “The Aryan race is tall, long legged, slim. The race is narrow-faced, with a narrow forehead, a narrow high-built nose and a lower jaw and prominent chin the skin is rosy bright and the blood shines through ….. the hair is smooth, straight or wavy – possibly curly in childhood. The colour is blond.”
In order to get a pure race, Hitler created a selective human breeding program called the Lebensborn program. He made breeding facilities where Aryan women were recruited to have children with S.S. soldiers. Any German man who wanted to be part of the program had to prove that he was in perfect physical condition and is “racially pure” as far back as the year of 1750. Marriages between those of the Aryans and those who weren’t was considered a major crime. The Lebensborn program produced more the 42,000 babies before it was closed down in 1944. The Germans also captured Aryans from conquered countries which surrounded them. From just Poland, they kidnapped 200,000 Aryan children.
To be considered of the Aryan Race in Hitler’s eyes you didn’t just have to have blonde hair and blue eyes but you needed to be physically fit. The Lebensborn program required male applicants to be at least 6 ft. tall near the end of it. Hitler thought people who were 6 ft.6 in. and taller as the highest creed of the Übermensch and called them “Hünenmensch” and considered them to be the closest relatives to the original Germanic warrior tribes.
Nazi soldiers with that tribute were given a special medal called the Hünenkreuz and instant promotion to the status of S.S. officer. People who had the trait of gigantism were not considered as one of these special Germans because they grow abnormally tall due to a defective pituitary gland.
For every imperfect person with a disease or religion that Hitler didn’t like he killed them equaling an unimaginable amount of deaths just for the ideal human. Today people are still searching for the Aryans but we all know as a fact that these “perfect people” (or at least Hitler’s Aryans) were just perfect in the body not the mind. So for now humans will continue to be imperfect and I doubt we will ever find the true Aryans which Hitler thought he had found. It is as Miley Cyrus once said ,”Nobody’s perfect.”
From Hitler’s Aryan Race-Hitler’s German Society: The Aryan Race
If you white supremacist Trumpturd rejects of humanity want to get on your knees and suck the dick of your failed loser hero Hitler, who would have sent each and every one of you mongrel mutts to his death camps? Then have at it. You Trumpturd mental midget morons want to give up your life for Traitor Trump? Commander Bone Spurs who does not give one flying fuck about you, just like Hitler would not give one flying fuck about you? If you want to fucking die for the Kristo Kunt Kracker Talibans like Jim Jeffress, Paula Jones, Franklin Graham, Jim Bakker, Jerry Falwell Jr and the rest of the Fascist KristoTalibans?
THEN DROP YOUR FUCKING MICRONUTS AND POP OFF AND START YOUR BOOGALOO BULLSHIT. CAUSE WE ARE SICK AND TIRED OF YOU MENTAL MIDGET MORON MOTOR MOUTH HUMMINGBIRD ASSES RUNNING YOUR MOCKINGBIRD MOUTHS SPEWING HOW YOU ARE THE TRUE PATRIOTS OF THIS COUNTRY. GO FUCK YOURSELF, TRUE PATRIOTS? DO NOT FUCKING FLY THE FLAGS OF COUNTRIES WHO WERE OUR ENEMIES, OR FLAGS OF LOSER ARMIES WHO WERE FASCIST PIGS LIKE YOU ARE TODAY. TRYING TO DO THE SAME BULLSHIT THEY DID. AND ALL THREE TIMES YOU PUNK ASSED TRODLOGYTE KUNTS BROUGHT YOUR RACIST, THINK YOU ARE SUPREMACIST RACE HEADS OUT OF YOUR DEEP DARK CAVES OF HATE AND BIGOTRY AND MISOGYNY? ANTIFASCISTS WERE THERE TO KICK YOUR ASSES AND SEND YOU BACK INTO YOUR DEEP DARK CAVES. AND YOU PUNKS REALLY THINK THESE CHRISTOTALIBANS AND TRAITOR TRUMP IS GONNA STAND BEHIND YOU ALL? ARE YOU FUCKING NUTS?
SO AGAIN, YOU WANT TO FUCKING DIE FOR TRUMP? FOR HITLER? FOR THESE KRISTO KUNT KRACKER TALIBANS? THEN FUCKING DROP YOUR NUTS AND POP OFF.
THEN? YOU WILL MEET THE TRUE PATRIOTS OF THIS COUNTRY, ANTIFA, WHO YOU ARE ALL FUCKING SCARED OF IN THE FIRST PLACE, AND WE WILL WIPE YOU OFF THE FACE OF THE FUCKING EARTH THIS TIME.
YOU TRUMPTURD KRISTOKUNTS WANT A WAR? BRING IT THE FUCK ON OR SHUT YOUR FUCKING WELL USED OUTHOUSE PIEHOLES AND GO CRAWL BACK INTO YOUR CAVES YOU FUCKING TROGLODYTES FOR TRAITOR TRUMP.
OR HAVE YOUR FUCKING WILLS WRITTEN OUT AND KISS GOODBYE TO YOUR SISTER/WIVES OR DADDY/HUSBANDS, CAUSE THE NEXT TIME THEY SEE YOUR ASS? WE WILL BE SENDING YOU BACK TO THEM, GIFT WRAPPED, IN A FUCKING BODY BAG.
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