The Dumping Trump Robot: The Making of a Great Work of Art

OMF this is hilarious
The local Trumpster Klan took over the McDonald’s a few years back. It is currently closed right now. But man. I would love to have that in the back of a flatbed truck and drive through the place a few times when it re-opens and the Trump Klan gets back together for their good old boys gathering. They would totally meltdown if they saw that going through the parking lot, Probably run to their trucks grab their tiny penis substitutes and shoot at it.

THE SHINBONE STAR

What follows is a true story. If you don’t believe me, check out:

https://www.gofundme.com/giant-robotic-trump

(And while you are at feel free to write a large check).

As one of many who love the Trump Baby Balloon, I wanted to make my own contribution to anti-Trump art. My own inspiration was provided by a tour of the Chinese robot factory that builds the giant dinosaurs that pay my bills. The warehouse was chock-a-block with custom-sculpted motorized atrocities, from giant roaches to purple dragons.

Just as Leonardo DaVinci must have suddenly envisaged his portrait of the enigmatic smiling Mona Lisa, an epiphany dawned upon me. Why not an enormous (16 foot-high) statue of Trump?

The pose could only be the president tweeting on a golden toilet, suit pants bunched around his ankles, overlong blue tie dipped into the bowl. On his head a familiar red baseball cap emblazoned: Make America Great —…

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