Why yes, here are in fact? The mindless zombies infesting the Capitol Building
Anonymous sources are reporting that zombies have “swarmed” parts of the US Capitol Building. So far they haven’t eaten anyone. They appear to have been drugged or are brain-damaged, causing many of them to be mistaken for members of the press. Some people are saying this could signal the beginning of the Zombie Apocalypse.
Capitol Hill staffers who are not authorized to go on record are reporting that these are not zombies, they are a new species of humanoid sheep called “sheeple.” Instead of brains, sheeple mostly eat tofu.
A female NYT reporter obtained information from a Capital Hill security guard in exchange for sexual favors. According to “Larry” the security guard, who heard it from a friend who heard it from a friend, these sheeple are genetically modified sheep that do not have individual brains but instead share a hive mind…
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