Mindless Zombies Infest US Capitol Building.


Why yes, here are in fact? The mindless zombies infesting the Capitol Building

Uncle Daddy and Sister Mommy got their Trumpanzee a new hat.

Trumpanzees in their natural habitat.

The Trumpanacle Choir sings All we are saying is give Trump a chance.

If Trump supporters don't like it that U.S. citizens have the right to criticize their president? They are free to move to a country where that kind of thing is illegal

Your farts smell so good, Mr Trump says the Trumpanzees

How do you circumcise a Trump voter? Kick his sister in the jaw.

Trumpanzee Voter Logic: Trump is my guy, and he wouldn't be my guy if he was dumb, because I wouldn't look up to a dumb guy, so clearley he's smart, and since he's smart? I can trust him and anything he does must have a good reason for it. Otherwise, the liberals might be right that I made a mistake, and if he's wrong on this thing, he might be wrong on all the stuff that people say he's wrong about and that would mean I've been tricked hard, and that would be really embarrassing, so no, Trump is smart.

So, you're a Trump supporter? You wanted a racist president and ended up with his Russian Pimp. Lets just say that you got used and screwed at the same time. Talking about being a dumb-azz to a higher level huh?

Trumpanzee: As soon as them illegal dreamers is gone I'm gonna get me one of them technology jobs they stole from me.

If you ever feel stupid? Just remember there are lots of idiots who think Donald Trump would be a good president.

Trumpanzees are oh so classy huh? But I am willing to bet that even perverted Donald J Trump would not grab this freak by her sewer crotch.

Trumpanzee How dare you criticize Mr Trump!!! Take it back or I will throw my poop at you!!!

Trumpanzees waiting on their fraud to speak

The only reason left to support Donald J Trump is that he reflects your hateful heart; he shares your contempt of people of color, your hostility towards outsiders, your toxic misogyny, your ignorant bigotry and your feelings of supremacy. Rev John Pavlovitz

The Crawdad Hole


Anonymous sources are reporting that zombies have “swarmed” parts of the US Capitol Building. So far they haven’t eaten anyone. They appear to have been drugged or are brain-damaged, causing many of them to be mistaken for members of the press. Some people are saying this could signal the beginning of the Zombie Apocalypse.

Not journalists


Capitol Hill staffers who are not authorized to go on record are reporting that these are not zombies, they are a new species of humanoid sheep called “sheeple.” Instead of brains, sheeple mostly eat tofu.

Fuck Ewe


A female NYT reporter obtained information from a Capital Hill security guard in exchange for sexual favors. According to “Larry” the security guard, who heard it from a friend who heard it from a friend, these sheeple are genetically modified sheep that do not have individual brains but instead share a hive mind…

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